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Technically Dead
Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasn't come with him. Of course, what to do then is a bit of a puzzle that only Linda can solve... This is a very short book - novelette length - around 10 000 words or 40 (print) pages. It is the second book in the Deadish series, a loosely-connected set of humorous mystery novelettes. Warning: Contains frequent foul language, adult themes, nerd-speak and Aussie insults. Not suitable for children. Keywords: Australian, novelette, short, humor, humour, ghost, murder mystery, detective, paranormal, supernatural, drm-free, funny
Imminently Dead
Geordie and Lazarus are back, and they have a big problem. Someone's sending death threats to Geordie, and he's afraid that he'll soon be relegated to an afterlife of wandering the earth, giving fashion advice to the passé living. Can Trent and Linda save him from his fate? This is a very short book - novelette length - around 12 500 words or 50 (print) pages. It is the fourth book in the Deadish series, a loosely-connected set of humorous mystery novelettes. Warning: Contains violence, rude words, and Aussie spelling and slang. Not suitable for children. Keywords: deadish, novelette, short, humour, humor, ghost, funny, paranormal, supernatural, australian, drm-free
Follow the Light
Linda's just seen Mike convicted and put in jail. That looses her ties to Earth, and frees her to finally go to her afterlife. Now she has a new challenge - adapting to being forever dead. If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series of short stories is perfect for you. Each fills in a gap between the DEAD(ish) books, and sheds some light on what goes on when there are no mysteries to solve. Follow the Light is a short story, approximately 3400 words in length. Keywords: dead(ish), short story, australian, paranormal, supernatural, Heaven, ghost
Ambassador
An alien field agent keeps a diary of its experiences in researching the culture of Earth. But when you observe an alien culture, sometimes the culture changes you...
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Lee Ming
Linda wakes up to an elderly Chinese woman standing next to her bed - one who doesn't seem to speak a word of English. Now she has to figure out who the woman is, and what the hell she's doing in Linda's bedroom. If you've ever wondered what happened between DEAD(ish) books, then the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series of short stories is perfect for you. Each fills in a gap between the DEAD(ish) books, and sheds some light on what goes on when there are no mysteries to solve. Lee Ming is a short story, approximately 4500 words in length.
Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies!
Butch was a bad, bad dog. He disobeyed his Boss and attacked the postman for invading their territory. And it gets worse. Unbeknownst to Butch, the postman was a werewolf. We all know what happens when a werewolf bites a human. But what happens when a dog bites a werewolf? This is a short story, approximately 9 (print) pages in length. Keywords: short story, Australian, paranormal, werewolf, humour, humor, fun
Yesterday's Cat: Timeline B Episode 2: FUBARed
Angie has arrived back in the future with her mission objective, Wayne, in tow. But the future she left and the one she returns to are substantially different. Her boss is different. Her colleague's death has been erased. Now Angie has to foil the enemy's plans in a world that she isn't sure she knows. The Yesterday's Cat serial follows Angie through two different timelines - Timeline A and Timeline B - in parallel. This is the second episode in Timeline B of the Yesterday's Cat serial. It is about 4300 words, or 17 (print) pages in length. Keywords: serial, science fiction, time travel, light, australian, short
Yesterday's Cat: Timeline A Episode 2: Paradox
Angie has arrived back in the future with her mission objective, Wayne, in tow. Her personal timeline is about to get knotty - she's arrived a year before she left, and her murdered colleague is alive and well. Now she has to foil the enemy plot before it can get off the ground, while avoiding her former self. The Yesterday's Cat serial follows Angie through two different timelines - Timeline A and Timeline B - in parallel. This is the second episode in Timeline A of the Yesterday's Cat serial. It is about 4300 words, or 17 (print) pages in length. Keywords: science fiction, time travel, Yesterday's Cat, serial, short
The Construction of Testimony
Scholars and students of film studies and Holocaust studies will value this close analysis.
